I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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