420 ftw
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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