Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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