So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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