do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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