My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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