if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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