I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
