I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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