How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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