booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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