i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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