Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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