Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
