How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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