It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
