Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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