Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How does one acquire holy water?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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