You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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