He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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