my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
too bad you live with your parents still
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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