I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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