You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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