i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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