Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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