I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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