It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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