so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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