There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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