If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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