I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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