talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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