sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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