READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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