Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i drank out of a bidet.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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