As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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