You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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