what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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