Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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