So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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