I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize