Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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