i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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