I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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