Kiss
Puke
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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