That's intense
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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