He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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