Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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