next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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