She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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