There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
