Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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