and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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