i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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