You work out of a Hotel?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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