Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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