I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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