walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
