oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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