Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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