chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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